TITTIES!  Vampires with titties to be more precise!  That's basically what this movie's about.  These super hot vampire chicks, led by the head vampire chick, Tabitha, played by the heart stoppingly gorgeous Brandin Rackley, run a strip club where they pick out various guys, get them to spend lots of money downstairs and then take them elsewhere where they have sex with them, kill them and then steal whatever money's left in their wallet.

Frankie Cullen plays Jack.  He's a studly guy, but he's the kind of a guy who no matter how much he tries, always seems to come out on the crap end of the stick.  His friend Roger (Tony Marino) just got a promotion over him at work by basically copying everything in his report from the internet, and he's got a live in girlfriend who's sucks him dry financially, never has sex with him because she's a lesbian and then leaves him after emptying his bank account.

Things go from bad to worse though when Roger asks him to go to a strip club (yes, that strip club) after work to celebrate his new job.  After being stiffed by his wife, Jack agrees and they head on over.  Roger doesn't last too much longer, after stripper / vampire Angela (Christine Nguyen) gets through with him, but Tabitha takes a liking to Jack, and he manages to survive another day.  Lots of sex scenes later, there's a final threesome, after which Jack must use some holy water that's past its expiration date in an effort to try to not only survive, but to put an end to the vampire threat once and for all.

This film basically took the cast of Bikini Frankenstein and dropped it into a different story...or vice versa.  Either way, it's all the same people, with a few random additions thrown into this one mostly for the sex scenes.  Also, as with the other film, the story was sandwiched between countless sex scenes that were literally very well done porn scenes where the only thing you don't see is the actual penetration.  This again would have sucked had the women not been so incredibly hot and the scenes had not been so well done, but the fact that they were indeed hot and the fact that the story parts of the film, just like in Bikini Frankenstein, were very well done and really amusing, just sort of made the whole thing work.  Also, just as with Bikini Frankenstein, if you just want the sex scenes or if you just want the story parts, the fast forward button is your friend.  Skip around to whatever you want and enjoy.

I actually found myself really enjoying this cast combination in both films.  I can't put my finger on it, but there's something comfortable about this ensemble, and they all work really well together.   What surprises me the most is that I really enjoyed the films themselves.  Normally you'd think, "Oh, another skin flick.  Just like the rest of them."  Well in this case, I'm happy to say it really isn't.  While the acting is cheesy, it's also well done, suits the story and is actually a whole lot of fun.  The sex scenes are well done because the people involved in them are actually involved in the adult industry, so they know exactly what they're doing and how to make it look great on the screen.

Having great technicals doesn't hurt anything either.  The visual quality of the film is excellent, and the sound, equally so.  It's edited extremely well, the lighting is perfect and the sound is all clear and distinct.  These films, both of them, were made by people who really knew what they were doing.  They're a lot of fun and I have no problem recommending them to anyone who likes these kinds of films.

Again, as with Bikini Vampires, there's really no info on the website about the film (or about much at all really.  It's pretty sparse over there,) but you can head on over to the Retromedia website anyway to check out whatever's going on over there and see what's coming out soon.