Movie Mashups 10: Revenge of a New Beginning - By Danny Runion

Articles & Profiles: Movie Mashups 10: Revenge of a New Beginning - By Danny Runion
Posted on Monday, June 01, 2009 @ 00:05:00 Mountain Daylight Time by Duane

Once more onto the breach with ideas that are deranged enough to have come from the mind that gave us 50 killer shark and killer snake movies of the past few years but without the pay or respect. They haven't stopped me yet whoever they are. For some reason, you would think there could be a limit to the number of movie plots that could be developed by fusing multiple movies together without talent or coherent plotlines. Sleep deprivation and a loose connection to reality are the only things needed to come up with these ideas just wait for Octo Mom Versus Mega Shark.

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Clear and Present Dangerous Minds

Tom Clancy's most famous hero, Jack Ryan, is back for his most dangerous mission. After various budget cuts, the CIA recommends to Jack to teach high school in what is considered the worst high school in America. He is there to break the drug ring open and motivate as many students into trying to see life more than just existing. While former Navy SEAL, John Clark, is teaching physical education and watching Jack's back. The theme song will be "Gansta's Paradise" by Coolio and Michelle Pfeiffer in her torch song phase from the Fabulous Baker Boys.

Howard's End of Days

A stuffy English Butler (Anthony Hopkins) takes a vacation in New York City. Almost immediately, he is being chased by a deranged cult. This cult of myopic devil worshipper mistake him for a woman they believe will give birth to Antichrist though how anyone can't tell the difference between a pregnant woman and Hannibal Lector is a plot point that is never explained. This cult is sure that the English Dude looks like a lady. The only hope the butler has is Govenator Arnold who is the obligatory cop on the edge. As Arnold starts to realize how dangerous the cult is, he must also face Gabriel Byrne who loves to transform into a sandworm from Arrakis, Dune, the desert planet.

Leprechaun 4: In Space Mutiny

For a change, the Leprechaun has more than just gold or mood altering chemicals on his mind. He plans on eliminating Santa Claus, the captain of the starship, Southern Star, and taking over as ship's
captain. Though the idea of Leprechaun having wacky hi-jinks like Captain Stubbing on Love Boat sounds good, this Leprechaun plans on being a bit more like Darth Vader. However, he has one man against him. One man can't be stopped by a deranged Warwick Davis in ghoul makeup. One man that is proud enough to call himself Reb. Yes, Reb Brown, Biff McLargeHuge himself will battle the tyranny of the Leprechaun

National Lampoon's Animal House of the Dead

Delta House has long been the thorn in the side of the second Dean Wormer (played by Jurgen Prochnow) for far too long. Double secret Uwe Boll probation hasn't been enough to stop them. Declaring revenge for his insane brother (a computer generated John Vernon), he hatches a plot to create an army of zombie freshmen to stop the Deltas once and for all. The fraternity's wild shenanigans continually eliminate more the freshman zombie army. Marvel as a computer generated John Belushi swings Tarzan-like using banners in the showdown during the college's homecoming parade and wields a sword against the slavering hordes of the undead.

Spiderman in the Iron Mask

In France, after the revolution, a tyrannical leader has terrorized the population for a generation. The people still have hoped that that the heir of the good but very dead King Benjamin will return one day to save them. The small surviving band of the musketeers is still searching for the missing heir. They finally learn that in a dark and dank prison cell lives a man in an iron mask. However, he's not just a man in an iron mask. This is a Spiderman in the Iron Mask.