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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:58 pm Post subject: NOT TOO FAR FROM THE TRUTH!!!!
With all of the classic TV remakes coming out in Theaters as of late, I have decided to take it upon myself to get behind the movie studios and help them cast (or miscast) their 2007 summer TV remake blockbusters (so take notes all you movie exec's, LOL)
Bosom Buddies - Starring Colin Farrel and Johny Knoxville as two men desperate to find decent priced housing and are forced to dress as women in order to live in a reasonly priced all female apartment complex. But as the dresses begin to take their toll on our two psuedo-transvestite will the evil National Bank be able to prove that their two new tenants are truly men in order to close down the all women apartment building for good. Hopefully our heroine dressed heroes can stop them without getting their panties in too tight of a wad!
The Facts of Life - Starring Star Jones as Ms. Garrett, a middle aged candyshop owner who takes in troubled youths from the ghetto and teaches them to live through music and dance "Krunk-style YEAH!!" (cameo's from Lil Jon, Ludacris and Nelly)
My Two Dads - starring Rupert Everrett and Elton John. In this updated version of My Two Dads the scenario has been "updated" from the original 80's TV show to what everyone originally thought the was about. A pair of gay Dads! Can these queer guys make a life for a straight girl?
Punky Brewster - Starring Dakota Fanning as an orphaned girl taken in by an ederly semi-handicapped man, who gives her a place to stay and takes care of her in return for her sitting through nightly readings of Dr. Suess's Green Eggs and Ham
The Greatest American Hero - Starring Paul Walker as an average joe curly haired blonde surfer dude turned super hero who drives a rice burner in chase of his arch nemesis Carlini (played by Vin Diesel) who is bent on stealing the Greatest American Hero's super powers to sell to Al Quaeda terrorists. Can our red suited hero hide his true identity while still keeping the US safe from terrorists domestic and foreign?
Get ready for a blistering summer movie season in 2007!!!! _________________ That is all the "THANKS", I etcetera!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:04 pm Post subject:
Nice post Sippiecup. Just as a note though, I removed the images from your post. We don't allow hotlinking of images in the forums. If you want to use images you'll have to save them to your own webspace and link to them there.
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Just as a note though, I removed the images from your post. We don't allow hotlinking of images in the forums. If you want to use images you'll have to save them to your own webspace and link to them there.
