Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2010) – By Brian Morton

Ever since the 80s people have wanted to see Tiffany and Debbie Gibson square off against each other. Well, Image Entertainment and SyFy are finally giving the people what they want…plus giant alligators and pythons. That’s right, it’s Mega Python vs. Gatoroid and it’s on DVD now and how are you not leaving to go grab a copy?!?!

The story here is fairly straight ahead, Debbie plays an environmentalist who’s turning pythons loose in the everglades. Tiffany plays an everglades sheriff who’s out to protect the dwindling gator population. When the pythons start killing the gators the two clash, then Tiffany introduces steroids to the wild and both predators begin to grow and multiply until there’s dozens of giant gators and pythons loose in the swamp and moving into the city. Now, with the help of A Martinez, the two singing sensations have to stop what they’ve started before giant reptiles begin killing everyone!

If you’re a fan of giant monster movies, then you’re probably already aware that SyFy is the keeper of the flame of these looked-down-upon movies. This one is fun not only because of the stars, but because it’s just fun. Who doesn’t want to see giant monsters eat people? Hell, I’ve been watching this kind of movie since the first time I saw Godzilla as a kid…and I love them just as much today as I did then!!

I’m giving Mega Python vs. Gatoroid 3 1/2 out of 4 cigars, it’s as predictable as any of these movies are, so if you’re looking for something other than a cool Saturday distraction, look somewhere else, otherwise, pop that popcorn, pull those shades and sit back and enjoy the campiness that is Mega Python vs. Gatoroid! Slither over to right now and grab a copy…Saturday’s not that far away!