Moosecock (2006) – By Brian Morton

 I guess as men, there are some things that we never outgrow. We always laugh went someone farts, we never get tired of topless women, and, if you’re a guy, there’s no such thing as a bad dick joke! That’s the premise of Moosecock…sort of.

Now, don’t think the Moosecock is just a one-joke movie, because it works on more levels than just the one…although that one is just damn funny. Moosecock also takes a shot at Hollywood and the pretentious auteurs who trot out mindless films and want to pretend that they’re art. Moosecock hits the nail right on the head and then hits it again and again and again, then it tells a couple of dick jokes, then it goes back to that nail! It’s, seriously, one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time! Here’s the story: An up and coming filmmaker has just released his first movie, Moosecock, and it’s a huge hit. Moosecock-mania has swept the nation and we get to see the documentary of ‘the making of Moosecock’, filled with behind the scenes stuff.

If you’ve ever watched the extras on a DVD and thought to yourself, I thought this was just a movie, but apparently these people have cured cancer!?! Then Moosecock will tickle your funny bone, if that’s what you want to call it. And if you don’t sit through the end credits, you’ll miss the Siskel and Ebert joke that had me laughing until I cried! If you want to see Moosecock for yourself, head on over to Moosecock and check it out for yourself, it’s really a great movie and I can’t wait to see what’s next from Will Hartman! So, until next time, when I’ll try to fill a review with as many dick jokes as possible without getting fired, remember that the best movies are bad movies.