After more than a year of completely derivative fused horror and sci-fi genre movies, it is time for a change. Don’t worry, my deluded fusions of movies have been slightly tweaked and taken uptown though not in the company of Billy Joel… Don’t fear I’ve not fallen in the realm of artsy indy films. However, I thought to try and go over some fused movies of classical quality without my blatant references to Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel. If you need though just picture Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel playing beach volleyball in bikinis.
Patrick Bateman is back. After deciding to give up his 1980s stock trader career, he buys an old out-of-the-way hotel from a distant relative. Patrick fixes it up and changes the name from the "Bates Motel" to the "Bateman Motel." After a short span, Bateman gets completely sick and tired of making sure the ice machine is working. After too many complaints about the beds being too hard and showers being too cold, he finally flips out which isn’t a big surprise. With his zeal, he cuts into his complaining customers with a newfound relish but without the mustard.
Se7en Brides for Se7en Brothers
What does a heartwarming musical need? How about a serial killer striking his victims based upon the seven deadly sins? Morgan Freeman returns as the detective determined to catch the nefarious John Doe between stylized dance numbers. The one big surprise is how many rugs does Kevin Spacey while Morgan Freeman is in the library researching the crimes while his partner is off on long term leave after never recovering from laughing maniacally at seeing the severed head of Gwyneth Paltrow.
Witness for the Prosecution
In a much publicized murder case, the defense attorney is trying to come up a defense for his client. Even after being warned not to take the case, he is too drawn in by the challenge of the case. As the prosecution seeming torpedoes his client’s chances for acquittal, he finally discovers a witness. As the defense attorney investigates deeper he realizes through a mirror of deceptions, the only truths are the lies you tell yourself. Harrison Ford plays a cop who goes undercover as an Amish man to protect a witness who someone is trying to get her to recant.