Movie Mashups 17 – By Danny Runion

Movie Mashups 17: Children of the Nightmare on Elm Street

Leave sanity, logic, and coherency behind. Once again, I’m still twitching with more demented ideas because my actual good idea hasn’t been considered for true greatness. Yes, the beach volleyball movie is now an epic trilogy starring Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, and Scarlett Johannsen. With an idea that great, the rest of these movie ideas can’t be good. By the way, I’m still volunteering as camera man for those movies like every other red-blooded man would.

Children of the Corn III: Urban Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Return
Stephen King’s Children of the Corn must face their greatest challenge: Freddy Krueger. He also has a small problem with Springwood. They’ve completely run-out of teenagers for him to slice and dice. What’s a dream demon to do? Discovering a small out-of-the-way town, Freddy thinks he’s finally got a solution by moving to Gatlin, Nebraska. Freddy also has one more small reason. The red-sweatered psycho is just completely sick of crazy kids screaming "Outlander." Can Freddy Krueger handle He Who Walks Behind the Rows?

Friday the 13th Part 8: The Muppets Takes Manhattan Since slaughtering summer camps is such a chore and tiring, Jason Voorhees has decided to take a vacation from Crystal Lake. Unfortunately, he snuck about the Pacific Princess (yes, the ship from the Love Boat). He discovers that the ship is carrying a load of Muppets. After, Jason impales Gonzo and Camilla; the Muppets are running for their lives when they get aground at Manhattan. Besides running for their lives, they keep running across various celebrities almost as if the Muppets are taking Manhattan. Jason Voorhees has found his greatest challenge when trying to battle singing puppets through an urban arena. How can a machete compete with Kermit the Frog singing "It’s Not Easy Being Green?"